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Trials of the Mountain, Part 1: The Journey Begins / The Unexpectant (We Sold Our Social Security Numbers to Hire a Shaman)

from The Best Punk LP Since "All Killer No Filler" by Barking Carnies

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Emptied all our flush retirement accounts. Sold our Social Security numbers. Turned the cash to Bitcoin and combed the deep web for spiritual advisors. Hired this guy with great reviews: big Big Lebowski Fan, calls himself “The Dude.” Our shaman informed us of cosmic forces after we crushed a 30 of Miller. The Dude said we must write the best punk LP since All Killer No Filler, that though the scene adores our old shit if we write 13 more gems we will get signed super quick. He said we must follow wherever he led, but first he needed to kick back a pack of Sudafed. We scaled a nearby mountain, reached a great ravine where there stood an ancient lodge in which we’d write an LP to upend the DC DIY scene.

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from The Best Punk LP Since "All Killer No Filler", released May 16, 2019

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"You were pretty good" -Ian MacKaye, actual quote, to Barking Carnies about Barking Carnies, 9/9/17

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