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Album Minus Band Practice

by Barking Carnies

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1.
She talks in her [sleep] Sleepless nights and dirigible flights in pursuit of the wood chalice An endless quest between grading tests to force my taste on museums In fact by holding this sacred art, I’m putting innocent geriatric guards at risk Apparently these endless hordes have the relics at the top of their list “J” is what his first step fell through, but then what tiles supported his hands? And shouldn’t centuries of piled up heads be blocking up that path? And fuck it -- if you go frame by frame, Donovan’s rot was just a series of dissolves Plus his hair growing out was a reverse shot. I’ll never be satisfied! What stone age engineer installed those mechanical saws? I feel sorry for centuries of janitors that swept the heads of men who never learned… The penitent man shall pass Jehovah starts with an “I”!
2.
Exogenous 00:56
Write me out of the plot, no need for suspense Leave me in my box, it’s well furnished I shall return something exogenous How I feel the weight of damn near everything When I lug myself around inside the costume That now gathers dust hanging in an empty dark room There is cowardice and there is selfishness There are so many things I do not miss There are distinctions without any difference
3.
Summer night, me and my best friends Seek to hide ‘neath southern stars, a price out on our heads Father time, he ain’t no friend of ours tonight He ain’t no friend of mine I’m running away from this deadbeat dollar town I’ll be okay, let the doorbell ring another time I’m falling away, the night it burned through my heart and soul I’ll be okay, give it one more ring, kid, ain’t no one home I’ll be okay
4.
One thirty for dead cattle hide Adorns your shoulder; should feel pride Heroes you want to satisfy But they’re the ones that preached the frugal life Chock full of contradictions and the high cost of that cattle’s eating you Stand alone in a crowd tonight Not a single soul like you in sight Brain sweat geysers down your spine You fucking hack -- who wants you alive? X-ray specs -- they see right through Skeleton’s in a fetal pose inside of you What good’s a pulse if the beat Doesn’t keep anyone else’s time? Quick-cut out the back of the squat, yet the pain of missing out is eating you
5.
Fuck Off 01:11
I don’t know what the fuck you are on about You are at a loss Too much time on your hands Desperate for distraction Thoughtless in demands All I want is the surplus that you let rot But the cure for your boredom Deplete my stock All I want is for you to fuck off

about

13 months ago, the world stopped spinning, and with it, band practice, too, had ceased. In an attempt to continue writing most excellent new music, we put our supergenius brains together and decided to construct three benevolent robot us’s to circumvent this tragedy. The plan seemed easy enough; after all, robots are just like humans but made of wires and metal. Doing so would enable said robot us’s to write and record the usual brilliant Barking Carnies symphonies in our stead as we did other very important things.

However, amid all of the excitement of playing god, we completely forgot that none of us knew how to program artificial intelligence from scratch, so the remainder of 2020 was spent combing the internet for expert guitar tutorials (special thanks to Michael Angelo Batio) and translating every guitar, bass, drum, and vocal lesson to our beloved robot counterparts. But of course, our complete lack of engineering degrees meant that nothing got through to their little computer minds. So we consulted the one and only Station themselves, who turned these tin cans into metal messiahs (take that, god). The operation was a resounding success: the benevolent robot us’s bleeped and blooped for three straight months and produced 4 minutes and 48 seconds of earth-shattering, planet-uniting musical gold. You can thank us later.

And as the robots us’s like to say: bleep-bleep-bloop-bleep-blooooooooopppp-bloop-bleep.

credits

released May 7, 2021

Robo-Abe — Guitar + Vox + Keys
Robo-Lorenzo — Drums + Vox
Robo-Peter — Bass + Vox
John Mahoney — Martin Crane
Dan Butler — Bob “Bulldog” Briscoe

Produced by Seth “seth” Seabolt
Recorded remotely at home by Robo-Barking Carnies
All songs written by Barking Carnies

Artwork by Baby Slimey

Audio sample in track 1 from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (please don’t sue us)

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Barking Carnies Washington, D.C.

"You were pretty good" -Ian MacKaye, actual quote, to Barking Carnies about Barking Carnies, 9/9/17

UPCOMING SHOWS:
12/3 @ The Runaway

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