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Post​-​Modern Conditioner

from The Shape of Ska Punk to Come, Vol. III by Barking Carnies

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lyrics

As a responsible punk band, we got archetypal arch-nemeses. Already well-known to our superfans are exploitative bookers and fucks like these. Yet there are tales of others who lurk at shows with keys for every singer. They only wear button-up shirts and hair heavy with post-modern conditioner. Slamming cocktails, thinking thoughts, just listen to them slur:

"What kind of music does your band play? Though of course ‘genre’ is bullshit anyway. There’s no fitting Maroon 5 inside a box. Incredulity toward meta-narratives, and all that stuff."

Us? We’re like the Tolstoy of ska punk, but if Tolstoy just couldn’t give a fuck. They’ll study our shit’s complexities, like Russian family trees. And while War and Peace looks super boring and long, we only write super short and great songs.

There’s no fitting Maroon 5 inside a box. Incredulous stare.

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from The Shape of Ska Punk to Come, Vol. III, released December 2, 2022

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"You were pretty good" -Ian MacKaye, actual quote, to Barking Carnies about Barking Carnies, 9/9/17

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